By Miriam Lee
22 September 2009
This is a real profile....is this what we have become???
I am looking for an attractive female who will at first give me obsessive love, praise and devotion - but whose paranoia, self-loathing and fear of rejection and abandonment will eventually lead her to alternately push me away and destroy the relationship from the inside with the eventual emotional breakdown of one or other of us - or if we're lucky - both!
You will express yourself with incessant shouting and screaming in front of all and sundry.
You should: * be 18 to 99 years old; * have undergone negative psychiatric evaluations in the past; and * be willing to threaten self-harm, suicide and/or annihilation as a weapon to control your partner and make them do what you want. Although not completely necessary, I would prefer a woman: * who has a history of unstable relationships * that eats and drinks to forget * who has a previous established diagnosis of Borderline or Dependent Personality Disorder or Bi-Polar Affective Disorder - or who are currently taking Lithium Carbonate, SSRIs, or Tri-cyclic antidepressants.
If you think you meet these requirements (and wow, I'm getting excited just writing them!), please don't hesitate to get back to me as soon as possible. In the meantime, thank you for reading my advert, and do take care.
OK WAIT – THAT’S MY EX.
Think I'll go for something different this time around.........................
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